“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
Browsing: Plays
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
“Anyway it’s not just the sex. It’s that…this guy knows me.”
“I mean look, we’ve all been lulled into a false sense of security, me included.”
“I can be the change I want to see. That one from a bumper sticker on her Volkswagen Jetta.”
“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”
“No, I don’t. I hate it. Actually, do you want to know what I really hate?”
“Hello everybody. I’m dead. How are you?”
“Oh boy, I promised Black Attack I wouldn’t cry, but . . . I was not expecting this.”
“I’m the food critic for the Times, and I’ve been anxious for some time now to get my claws into the throat of that pompous evil weasel of a restaurateur…”
