
‘Adventureland’ (Em): Hates Her Stepmother
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
“I was your age, I didn’t have no bone structure.”
“So, I picked it up, took it to a pond way back behind my house…”
“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”
“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”