
‘Adventureland’ (Em): Hates Her Stepmother
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.