Comedic Monologues

Monologues for Kids

'Matilda, The Musical' (Bruce): "It was the biggest burp I had ever done"

‘Matilda, The Musical’ (Bruce): “It was the biggest burp I had ever done”

A comedic kids monologue from the Broadway musical, Matilda ...
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'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' (Sally)

‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ (Sally)

"You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick or treats come only once a year." ...
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You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown Monologue

‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”

"Here's the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! ...
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You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown Monologue

‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”

"I'm sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it's true." ...
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You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown Monologue

‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)

"Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?" ...
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