‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure Read More »
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure Read More »
“I was your age, I didn’t have no bone structure.”
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“But if farts were flattery, honey – he would be Shakespeare.”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Zelda): “There’s pee freckles on the ceiling!!” Read More »
“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “I dream about flying” Read More »
“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”
“Regina George. Every girl here is afraid of you. I’m afraid of you half the time.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Ms. Norbury) Read More »
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is” Read More »
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”
‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?” Read More »
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday” Read More »
“Remember last week when we went to Lucy’s award thing?”
‘Hallpass’ (Maggie) Read More »
“I’m calling an emergency Bella-meeting.”
‘Pitch Perfect’ (Aubrey) Read More »
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
‘Laundry and Bourbon’ (Hattie) Read More »
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
‘The Marriage of Bette and Boo’ (Bette) Read More »
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
‘Almost, Maine’ (Hope) Read More »
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”
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ROBERTA: Don’t lie to me. Jeannie told us all about your little panic attack last night. And I don’t blame you. It’s a perfectly natural reaction. In the beginning I had my own reservations. After all, as the veteran of two failed marriages, I have learned a lot about what
‘About Schmidt’ (Roberta): “Don’t lie to me” Read More »
“Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss.”
‘About Schmidt’ (Roberta Talks About Randall) Read More »
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”