"What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis."
"It's probably something your husband was given as a bad joke."
"It’s always a whole pack of wolves that bring the fawn down."
"This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?"
"I could barely hear her over the tap dancing."
"I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child."
"Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?"
"This morning I was watching TV and Katie Couric was interviewing this fireman."
"I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool"
"If someone gave me this card, Mr. Vance ... I would eat it."