"It's not you. It's me. You seem like a real sweet girl and I, just, I don't want you to get hurt."
"Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We’re adults."
"Anyway, I’m leaving now. Pretend I was never here."
"I embellished a little. They met in a donut shop."
"Regina George. Every girl here is afraid of you. I’m afraid of you half the time."
"You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?"
"I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing"
"We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group."
"I knew it. You're all full of crap."
"You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you."