"Anyway, I’m leaving now. Pretend I was never here."
"I embellished a little. They met in a donut shop."
"I was so gung-ho not to do what people wanted me to do – I never really thought about what I wanted to do."
"Lori – hey – you’ve got something everybody wants – talent – and it’s way more important than looks."
"I knew it. You're all full of crap."
"I never did anything like this before. Break into somebody's house?"
"I’m an idiot’s son. An idiot’s grandson. I'm third-generation idiot."
"You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you."
"Jim, I’m not going to lie. Marriage can be a pain in the ass."
"Don't tell me this isn't an age of miracles. Don't tell me we can't be everywhere at once."