‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Tracy)
“I’m unhappy, Cal. I’ve tried not to be. We’ve been married so long, somewhere we became… stagnant, you know?”
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“I’m unhappy, Cal. I’ve tried not to be. We’ve been married so long, somewhere we became… stagnant, you know?”
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“I’m calling an emergency Bella-meeting.”
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“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
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If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
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“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
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“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
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A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
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“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
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“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?”
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“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”
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“Chris Lonner’s birthday party. You were a hot young lawyer… and I was working in research at the New York Times.”
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“Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss.”
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“They never try girls as adults. Sexist but true. Plus I’ll have the biggest legal defense fund you ever saw.”
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“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
“Anyway it’s not just the sex. It’s that…this guy knows me.”
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“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”
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“In the dream I’m drowning. But I don’t know it at first. At first I hear water and I imagine it’s going to be a lovely dream.”
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