‘The Shape of Water’ (Zelda): “I found a turtle sitting out in the middle of the road”
“So, I picked it up, took it to a pond way back behind my house…”
Monologues for Women
‘The Shape of Water’ (Zelda): “There’s pee freckles on the ceiling!!”
“But if farts were flattery, honey – he would be Shakespeare.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I tell you, it’s never one thing”
“It’s always a whole pack of wolves that bring the fawn down.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Waverly)
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “I dream about flying”
“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “You don’t believe a woman could enjoy being free and independent?”
“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”
‘The Diary of a Teenage Girl’ (Charlotte)
“I don’t know what your problem is, Minnie. I would think you would
be more into boys.”
‘Never Let Me Go’ (Tommy)
“So if we say we’re in love, they can look into our souls, and they’ll know if it’s real love, or just a lie.”
‘Never Let Me Go’ (Miss Lucy)
“I don’t think I can keep silent anymore. If no one else will talk to you, I will.”
