"I mean you secretly pray he'll be taller than you."
"I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended."
"So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty."
"I'm sorry, Leigh, but as amazing as I think you are ... I gotta go home."
"We let down the male species."
"Remember last week when we went to Lucy's award thing?"
"I’m unhappy, Cal. I’ve tried not to be. We’ve been married so long, somewhere we became... stagnant, you know?"
"I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you."
"You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?"
"You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why."
"I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line."
"I miss you, T. I got complacent, I think"
"Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars."
"I’m calling an emergency Bella-meeting."
"I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!"
"You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes."
"I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials."
"I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you."
If you knew me better, you'd see that this is exactly the kind of thing that's likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I...
"Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they've gotten up to."