Man kills himself while watching 'Watchmen'

Maybe it was the blue penis?

A man shot himself to death in a Eugene, Oregon movie theater just after midnight Monday morning.

Police say about 10 people were watching the movie “Watchmen.” About midway through the film some of the moviegoers told the manager they heard a “popping” noise like a gunshot. A 24-year-old man was found in the rear of the auditorium with a gunshot wound to the head.

Police say the man shot himself and was dead when they arrived.

The patron closest to the man was sitting two rows away.

I didn’t think the movie was that bad… did you?